I was lucky enough to be able to go to the
Pioneer Woman / Ree Drummond's book signing last night. I wasn't sure I'd be able to make it...we had a funeral to attend at 2:00 p.m. and the signing began at 6:00 p.m. From her posts about her previous book tour I knew the crowd would be big and that I had a very good chance of not getting in at all. But my daughter and I decided it was worth the risk. We arrived at 4:30 (the time Powell's Books told me they would be setting up) and the placed was PACKED.
All the seats...hundred of them...were full. We got ticket number 202 and had to find a place to stand. We tucked ourselves into the bookshelves about halfway up the crowd only to have the crowd get so thick in front of us we couldn't see. So we moved to the front (slightly behind the podium) and waited...
and waited...
and waited!
The crowd grew larger. Miles, the guy with the microphone and the one who tried to keep all us women in line...oh and boy did he try! There were lectures on garbage can use, the need to keep out of the aisles so other patrons could pass through, and he even had to tell someone to not stand on the counter. Let's just say there might of been alcohol involved ;) But it wasn't me, I swear! I had my impressionable daughter with me, who would have been horrified and embarrassed if I had done such a thing.
Then PW hit traffic. And if anyone reading this has ever been or lived in Portland, you know how nasty 217 gets during the evening commute, especially when rain is involved.
But she finally arrived to a LARGE crowd of eager fans.
Poor thing didn't even get a chance to sit down and take a deep breath. She went right to the microphone...well, she attempted to speak into the microphone...but Miles was hogging it :)
Yes, Ree...we got pictures of you speaking into the microphone stand.
Miles decided to do his job and introduce the guest of honor...
And then he finally gave up the microphone.
Let me just say that Ree is both as beautiful and funny as you would expect her to be. She oozes class and elegance. She makes you feel like she's your instant best friend. Like you could grab a glass of wine and open your heart to her.
She answered our questions...even sang for us!
She sat down to begin signing. And let me tell you...there were lots of people! They started at #20 and we were #202. So daughter and I quickly decided it was best to go eat. The only thing we could find was Taco Time. Now, I've never eaten at Taco Time, but it was that, ice cream, or mall sushi. We chose tacos.
By the time we returned. They were on #70. Seriously!!!!
We hunkered down in the kids section and read for a bit.
My daughter bought new books....
Took off her shoes...
Something I would have loved to do...my little toes were killing me in my heels!
We took self-portraits...
We took 100's of pictures of her signing books...smiling...and laughing.
We took pictures of the emergency underpants...
and the emergency toilet seat covers!
As a mom...I was actually tempted to purchase these items. But my toes hurt to much to walk to the register.
Then the crowd thinned enough for us to finally get to sit down. I kept wondering if, those who had seats from say...oh 10:00 a.m., felt any guilt for making the rest of us stand for 5 hours. What do you think?
So we finally sat and we waited...
Took more pictures of her signing books. (My camera was acting up and I got more blurry images then clear)
And then they called 200 - 210 and we JUMPED up and stood in line. Oh damn! More standing! My toes were just starting to get feeling back in them.
But it was worth it. She was in reach!
When if was our turn...I turned to the ladies in the front row and asked if they would take a picture of the three of us.
They said YES! I didn't know how to stand. I didn't know how close I could get to Ree. So I stuck my REAR-END way out in order to get low enough. See! There! To the side of my hand! My big ASS is sticking out. But we all look cute. Ree probably was thinking..."damn, this is the millionth smile I've had to make tonight. Take! The! Damn! Picture!"
Just kidding. Ree is far to nice to think such things. It was really me! I confess!!! I was thinking "TAKE! THE! PICTURE! MY FEET ARE KILLING ME!!!"
Ree signed the book to both me and my daughter...which was super special.
Oh and my daughter saw Ree's daughter tucked in a corner reading a book (See
PW post on her daughter and her book), but my daughter was too nervous to approach her. So she came running back to me yelling, "I saw Ree's daughter! I saw the Pioneer Woman's daughter!"
We finally left a little after 9:00 p.m. I can only imagine how long she was there signing. Since the tickets went to #360 and they were only on #210 when we left. Oh and then there was a general signing group after the ticketed people...
Overall, we had a fantastic time. I got to spend some alone time with my daughter and we laughed, we talked and we got to meet a very special lady.
And tonight we're making her famous Potato Skins!
Thanks Ree for all the fun!